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<i>♪ Go, Ninjago ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Jump up, kick back
Whip around ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, go, Ninjago ♪</i>

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<i>"The Absolute Worst."</i>

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Hey, quit hogging the newspaper.
I need my daily funnies.

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Your comics can wait. Look.

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One theory about
the disappearance of the Ninja

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is that they've gone
on a quest to search for Zane.

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Oh. So that's why no one's
seen the Ninja for...

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Are you crazy?

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Don't talk about that on duty.

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Do you have any idea

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what would happen
if the prisoners

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learn the ninja are missing?

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Uh, no?

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They might start getting ideas.

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Ideas about breaking out.

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Especially them.

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Sorry, warden.

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What the Ninblooey? Wha...

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The ninja are...

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Ultra Violet, look.

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This better be good.

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You're interrupting my me time.

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So it's true.

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If the ninja are out
of the picture,

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we might actually have a chance.

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Tonight. After lights out.

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Heh.

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Lights out. Cell block one.

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Come on.

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Hah. With the Ninja
out of the picture,

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we're practically home free.

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Heh. Wonder what happened
to them.

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Whatever it is,
I hope it's something terrible.

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Especially Zane.
He's the worst of the bunch.

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Zane? You're kidding.

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He barely even counts
as a Ninja.

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Now, Nya, she's the worst.

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Zane and Nya
are like warm hugs

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compared to the painful force
and skill of Jay.

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Jay's the worst ever.

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Who the heck are you?

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Hah. Fugi-Dove.

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Did you say, "fugitive"?

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Fugi-Dove.

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The notorious villain?

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The scourge of Ninjago City?

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Sorry,
was this a private escape,

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or can anyone join?

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You can come, bird guy,

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but let's get
one thing straight.

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Jay is not the worst ninja.

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That's definitely Zane.

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Did I ever tell you what he did
during our last battle?

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The sons of Garmadon
and I were taking on Lloyd

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and the annoying, but nowhere-
near-as-awful-as-Zane, Nya.

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Please, Ultra Violet.
Don't hurt us.

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<i>The weak ninja
cowered in my presence.</i>

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<i>Victory was in my grasp,
but then...</i>

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Aah.

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Uh, whoa, whoa, wait.

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That's not
what I heard happened.

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I heard Zane had a dragon,
not a jet,

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and I heard
he froze you instantly,

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like the minute it showed up.

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No fight whatsoever.

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Wrong! Whoever told you
that is a liar.

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I had Zane down, but he pulled
some dirty robot tricks.

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Hi-yah!

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Wait, wait, wait. Come on.

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-Are you sure that happened?
-Were you there?

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Because I have no memory
of you being there.

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I believe you. Go on.

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And that is why Zane
is the worst ninja of all.

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Heh. Sounds pretty tough.

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But trust me, Nya is worse.

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Like, so much worse.
Let me tell you.

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<i>I was test driving
my newly-built</i>

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<i>Ultimate Noodle Truck of Crime.</i>

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<i>When for no reason at all,</i>

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<i>that nosy-do-gooder-judgy Nya</i>

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<i>comes out of nowhere
and starts messing with me.</i>

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Hey! That's private property.

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You're going away for theft
and false advertising.

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False advertising?

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This truck doesn't
even sell noodles.

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Does it? Does it?

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You'll never catch me.

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I like your vehicle.

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It's actually cooler than mine.

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I think I'll take it
without asking.

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Nya stole your noodle truck?

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Yeah, can you believe it?

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And she said, "I think
I'll take it without asking"?

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That doesn't really
sound like Nya.

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Sorry, who are you again?

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Fugi-Dove.

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My cry fills the night.

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Anyway, we should
probably keep moving.

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And while we go, I'll tell you

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why Jay is actually
the worst of all the Ninja.

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<i>It was
the biggest score of my life.</i>

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<i>One of those heists
that hard-working criminals</i>

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<i>like ourselves dream about,
you know.</i>

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<i>But then...</i>

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Oh, no! Look!

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The famous Fugi-Dove.

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Our frequent
and well-known archenemy.

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Even with the three of us
together,

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do you think
we're a match for him?

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We should've
never dared to tangle

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with the claws of Fugi-Dove!

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I was home free, but then...</i>

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Fugi-Dove.

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We meet again.

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<i>Wait. Hold on.
Stop everything.</i>

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The blue ninja
doesn't ride lightning bolts.

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Well, he did that day.

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Actually, I'm enjoying this.

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What happened next?

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I will not bow to your tyranny.

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You don't scare Fugi-Dove.

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I admire your courage,
Fugi-Dove.

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In another time or place,
who knows?

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We might have been allies.

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But today, you're going down.

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My respect for you
is only matched

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by my admiration for your skill.

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But justice must be served.

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Ninja-ukin!

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Forgive me, old nemesis.

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Have you ever even seen a ninja?

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I mean, lightning rope?

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Not only is that
not how lightning works,

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it's not even how rope works.

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That's how it happened.

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Whatever.

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-Hey, look, a light.

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It's about time.

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I don't think
I can take another story.

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We made it!

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At last, I am no longer caged.

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Know what I'm gonna do first?

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Crimes. Like, a bunch of crimes.

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I've missed crimes.

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I thought my ground
penetrating radar

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detected unusual
subterranean activity.

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Now to get you back
to Kryptarium prison

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where you belong.

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I'm revising my opinion.

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Samurai X is the worst.

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Absolutely.

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Agreed.

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Who are you?

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Oh, come on.

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I'm Fugi-Dove.

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I have no record of you
in my criminal databases.

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Nothing?

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I'm Fugi-Dove.

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My cry fills the nigh...